PANELLING IS A THEME BY MIRANDA
Backpfeifengesicht is still my favourite German word ever.
Welcome! This is a hurrdurr blog where I, the blogger, vomit my doodles and opinions (and whining) to pass the time and waste yours~
Expect lots of fanart, general stupidity and historical stuff. And somewhere all three may meet too, plastered with swearing, so if you don't like that stuff you've been warned!
Once you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly, and then send it to ten of your favorite followers
oh what— uh
- i can draw okayish
- i know a good chunk of history about places that ppl in ireland don’t usually give two shits about
- i can basically identify 130something flags belonging to their countries
- i not only developed a story by myself, i also brought it to publication and have been working on it ever since with full intent to bring it to completion (read over here if ur curious)
- i have no idea what else i can say about myself but allegedly i have nice legs???
Have you ever been to earth?
On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:
You’re an idiot.
Let me further explain:
Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layerslengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a cilantro cavern.
Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.
When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.
And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:
Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.
My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.
You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers.
And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THAT’S BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE.
What’s that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DON’T WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DON’T WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN.
I just want a burrito.
You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.
UPDATE FOR EVERYONE WHO SAID “JUST EAT IT WITH A FORK”:
A fucking fork?
I DIDN’T ORDER THE FUCKING COBBURRITO SALAD.
If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER.
That’s like buying a car and having them hand you a fucking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHIT, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL.
Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. They’re called fucking HANDS.
A fork. My god. I haven’t cried since I was six, but I’m fucking sobbing now.
People eat burritos with forks?
God is sorry he made us.
I always need this on my blog.
I can’t be laughing this hard in the morning.
This is the single greatest rant in the world.
I can’t get over the fact that this is a 100% real twitter (an Garda siochana is the Irish police.)
id really just have tiny aigs remind me of things bc I’m so forgetful
(if u ignore her she’ll fly in ur face w her jets)
ok now do mitsuru/yukiko /slapped
vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell
But yeah, when fuqdapoleez first mentioned this pairing I hadn’t even played the games, I can’t remember but I’m pretty sure this was before P4A came out in the west at least? So this was one of the few pairings I knew about completely context-free.
And does it hold up after playing Persona 3, 4 and P4A? Hell yeah! Since they were from different games I assumed it’d be kind of crackish but when Mitsuru meets Yukiko in P4A it’s the most seemingly-unintentionally gay thing (I always mean this as a positive thing) in the entire game - and this is a game with Yosuke in it! Mitsuru lays eyes on Miss Amagi and vows to protect this young woman with her life as cherryblossoms fall in the background. If that ain’t romantic then I don’t know what is.
(Maybe too much Utena has coloured my perception?)
In their respective games, I did get the impression both were into the ladies, certainly predominantly if not exclusively (Mitsuru getting her ultimate Persona seems to be half about this tbh). Yukiko seems to roundly ignore boys and maybe make an exception for the supernatural charm of Narukami.
The thing that I like most is that Mitsuru totally fits Yukiko’s definition of her Prince - someone who rides to the rescue on a white
steed motorbike, rapier in hand, to defend her honour and carry her off to her kingdom mega corporation.
They’re both variations on the Oujo type and have a cool aloofness mixed with a goofy side. I imagine them floating above the mere mortals on a cloud of regality.
They’re similar, but also different (can you see a theme emerging here?) and that makes them work well together.
Yukiko is more socially savvy and discerning, and would stop Mitsuru from being too trusting. Mitsuru is more proactive and would push Yukiko to believe in herself and achieve her goals. Yukiko’s more practical and good with people from her duties in the hotel, Mitsuru great at the business side of things and can hold her own in a debate. They’re both very poised, beautiful, intelligent and refined and also complete dorks so what’s not to like here?
Plus the whole fire and ice thing.
Basically, all you need to do is imagine them watching a horror movie with Yukiko laughing her head off and talking about the practical effects, and Mitsuru in a cold sweat gripping onto her for dear life.
Let’s not forget that they’re in similar situations— poised to inherit something and with a fair bit of pressure on their shoulders ranging from moderate (Yukiko and the Inn) to ABSURD (Mitsuru and managing the Kirijo Group), and their experience and views would temper and balance one another’s very nicely.
A Song of Ice and Fire indeed uwu*
Also thanks for that Utena mental image I’m going to have that lodged in my head all day now
Shipping Thing: Fuuka/Junpei
vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell
Ahh, Fuuka and Junpei ~ if you’ve followed me for a while you know I draw these two hanging out quite a bit, I think they’re really sweet together whether they’re interacting as friends or boyfriend & girlfriend.
I first started shipping it kinda just through playing the game, the two of them have some really nice friendship moments and interactions which made me smile -> this part in particular is adorable. They seem to really support one another!
They have that complement/balance thing I always like in pairings - both are motivated by protecting others and want to feel useful, both have rather low opinions of themselves but try to stay positive, they both like videogames but most importantly as of P4A MATCHING COLOUR-SCHEMES!
(The foundation of any good relationship)
Obviously I don’t think it’d be cool for them to hook up in-story for obvious reasons. I see it rather as a slow-burner because, well, the events of Persona 3 would take a while to get over, especially for Junpei.
But they have a good foundation as friends who care about and support one another, so that’s a good place to start. They just hang out and play videogames and talk about the things they are going through and gradually things start to shift into a different gear.
What do I think they see in one another?
Well, on Junpei’s side he clearly thinks Fuuka is awesome - just look at all of his dialogue when Fuuka joins the team. Everyone pretty much is saying how great Fuuka is, but Junpei is the Grand Marshall of the Fuuka Praise Parade. He actually says she has the voice of an angel and if that’s not a sign they were meant to be then IDK what is.
Fuuka. The voice of an angel. I’ll just let that sink in.
Of course, she’s pretty much his type - pale, fragile, soft-spoken waif who wears old-fashioned clothes.
Also in his vast Fuuka-praise when she joins, Junpei mentions that she’s the kind of person you want to protect, and that’s a pretty key aspect of his personality, so he’d probably be drawn to someone like Fuuka.
Then on Fuuka’s side, she wears her low self-esteem on her sleeve and tends to worry a lot, so I’d imagine she enjoys Junpei’s light-heartedness and apparent confidence.
And then she sees the teal baseball outfit and that’s it.
Matching colour-schemes! The foundation of any good relationship! (If I keep saying it, it will be true!)
Plus, with Junpei’s terrible homelife, I’d imagine he’s quite self-sufficient so he can help her with cooking and general household stuff she thinks she’s horrible at. They kinda just bring out the best sides in one another?
Since both of them have pretty low self-esteem, the hardest part would be getting either one to realise the other is interested. Junpei, seeing Fuuka as some sort of celestial being, believes she should date someone as awesome as her, so he’d try to put her with someone more like Akihiko or someone with Persona Protagonist levels of swag.
Fuuka has a hard time believing anyone would go for her, especially when she’s surrounded by a model/actress, a statuesque heiress with fine *cough* tracts of land, and a beautiful war machine secret agent. Then as far as she’s concerned in her mind as far as Junpei goes she can’t really top a *spoilers* saintly ex-girlfriend who sacrificed her life for him.
I think Fuuka would make the first move because her self-esteem has come further by endgame and her spidey senses might eventually clue her in that Junpei has little cartoon lovehearts above his head.
if you have headcanons about my oc you are obligated by law to tell me
Diogenes was the shit. He was easily one of the best philosophers ever. He made himself the least wealthy person, hence living in a “Barrel”. He also, upon seeing a child drinking from a river with his hands, smashed his only wooden bowl claiming to be “Bested by a child”. He did public stunts to make a point towards customs and norms including eating in the marketplace in Athens which was generally not acceptable. When Plato described humans as “Featherless Bipeds” he plucked a chicken and brought it to him, saying “here’s your man”. Plato changed that description to “Featherless bipeds with arms”.
And here’s where it gets real.
Diogenes the Cynic became well known all over. In fact, Alexander the great, the one man who could have anyone killed just because, went out of his way to find him. Upon meeting Diogenes, whom was laying on the ground, he said something to the extent of “Ah, the great Diogenes! Is there anything that I, Alexander the Great, can do you?”. Diogenes’ response was a crude “Yes, Get out of my sunlight.”
But, however, Alexander came back another time, to find Diogenes sifting through a pile of bones. Alex inquired “Diogenes, what are you doing sifting through that pile of bones?” Diogenes the Cynic responded “I’m trying to distinguish between the bones of your father, and that of a slave. I cannot tell the difference.” An insult that any man would want the other beheaded for indeed. But no, not Alexander.
Alexander went on to later say that if he were not Alexander the Great, he would wish to be Diogenes.
Dude’s a motherfuckingbadass.
My new fav person. Ever.
Fucking greek philosophy man. Just when you think you’ve reached the epitome of bullshit in the post derridic world, all you have to do is look back to the ancient Greeks and realize you have NOTHING on them.
imagine a muggleborn in hogwarts starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody under their breath and then another muggleborn notices and starts singing along
and then suddenly all the muggleborns in the area are belting out the lyrics and head banging and every single pureblood is left utterly confused